Unkempt

I’ve no idea whether the decision to be as natural as possible just makes me unkempt. No Botox, eyebrow sculpting, hair straightening, lip plumping, piercings, tattoos, gym or waxing. I can’t be bothered, it’s expensive, and it’d just make me look like everyone else with duck lips or inks. What’s wrong with wrinkles, and a tummy like a Renaissance nude? There’s no more virtue in either vanity or au natural. Yet I love going to the hairdresser; a blow-dry makes all the difference.